FWUNGA 

FWUNGA - the thing that the taking boy carved into the giving tree in the middle of that heart he carved. We don’t know what it means.

“You heard they carved their initials into my trunk- but actually! They carved FWUNGA!” Said the giving tree, kind of angrily.

FWUNGA by Yormp February 26, 2020

Fungis Legs Williams 

A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.

Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.

Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?

BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!

Fungis Legs Williams by Philz09 December 24, 2011

non-fungible token 

PNGs and JPEGs that cost tons of money but does nothing

A.K.A scam

Person 1: Hey dude, I just made a red monkey Non-fungible token.

Person 2: That hits hard, gonna take a screenshot.

non-fungible token by FreeHongKong8964 December 9, 2021

Dick Fungi 

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

Dick Fungi by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

fungitarian 

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

fungitarian by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

fungina 

a girl who is praticularly good at having sex.

I can tell by looking at her she is most deffinetly a fungina.

fungina by george January 20, 2005

fungitis 

Fungitis is a state of mind in fantasy sports where one over values shitty players

Damn that was a horrible trade, you got fungitis man!

fungitis by HakeemOlajuwon January 19, 2017