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adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes
Check out that girl over there with that dope ass...dude that shit is fwumpty as fuck...
fwumpty by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008
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The sound of a large cock falling out of your pantaloons
Her eyes widened when she heard the fwump of my cock after unzipping my pants.

My step-mommy couldn't believe her ears when I took off my towel and my cock fwumped out.
Fwump by go4ray September 15, 2020
The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.
I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.
fwump by mrs_equator September 23, 2006
when you attempt a fist bump, but your friend does a high five ending up in a half fist bump, half high five.
hey man what's up? "fwump!"
fwump by JERALDtc May 20, 2013
A word that describes how ATTROCIOUS YOU ARE! i hope you fall in a hole and break your ankles and never get out you fwumpy piece of poop. your dad was never proud, thats why he left you to get the milk. now leave forever.
i fwumping hate you you piece of fwump!
FWUMP by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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