An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.
Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
Onomatopoeia for multiple sounds, such as:
A vacuum sucking up objects;
An object being hydraulically propelled through and exiting a tube;
An object rapidly expanding. You will most likely see this usage in inflation porn.
the vacuum went fwoomp!
the ball went fwoomp when it exited the tube!
the blimp went fwoomp!
To put something belonging to another person down your pants and underwear and brush it against your private areas and buttocks and then hand it back to that person.
Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
The easily recognizable noise made by the noob tube (M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher) in COD 4. It can be replicated by sticking your thumb in a snugtube and removing it quickly.
SO I was upstairs about to snipe that guy behind the bus and then i just heard that fwoomp and I was down. fucking noobs cant even shoot a real gun.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.