fwood

Fake Wood -- Medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the penis).

He took a lot of Viagra, and he has fwood all the time.

by H8TRADE June 19, 2011

fwood

Any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. Also known as "fake or faux wood or woodgrain".

The car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like REAL burlwood.

by Terzer66 June 19, 2011