A “lesbianhentai in which the women have large peens
Aw dude, did you see that New futanari?”
by Shrekfucker69 November 14, 2017
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A booby trap in the literal sense of the word
Some douche named Connor: hey baby hows it hanging?
baby: loose. Im a futanari.
Connor: what? *looks down*
by EpicSexGay March 23, 2020
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The best creature in the world. The redemption from god.
Oh! He is futanari! Everyone loves him!
by Billy Herrington May 23, 2019
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Futanari is another word for a woman that is being stupid can also be said as Futa
Guy1: that girl is being such a Futanari

Guy2: I heard that she is always such a Futa as well
by THRASHER.P90 February 26, 2020
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A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.
friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"
by richodude April 6, 2021
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Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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A partially or entirely made up story with the intention of giving false pride to Greece or greeks.

Origin: George Futanaris, a greek tradwr who lived while the events of the greek revolution were happening who caused inflation problems to the Ottomans, hence Futanari Inflation
The greek language could have been the international language of the world but lost by one vote(example of futanari effect)
by GeorgeFuta September 4, 2022
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