furpose

(noun) a fake purpose designed to remove an undesirable individual from your presence; can be disguised as a favor, a request for an item, a directive, an errand, a request to verify information, etc.; old and effective device used in office politics

Pepe: Hey Dave, where's Mac?

Dave: (snickers) I gave him a furpose

Pepe: Oh, he's out at the hardware store getting duct tape again?

Dave: You got it, Pepe!

Pepe: Can I send him out for WD-40 next time?

Dave: Why suuuuuuuuuuuuure!

furpose by choirgirl August 27, 2009

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Furpose

A fart that comes out intentionally and the perpetrator is well aware of his flatulance.

Two men standing in an elevator, "Dude, that was un called for, that was totally a furpose"

Furpose by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

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Related Words

furpose • Furnozal • furpz • furrozu

Furnozal

Furnozal is an online artist on Twitter or Instagram. She’s known for creating art for fandoms.

Did you see furnozal’s new art post?!

Furnozal by KslakaldpacklCkuwu September 8, 2022

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furrozu

When you mean one thing, but screw it up so bad that no one knows what you were talking about.

"Your server's owner is a furrozu, comtemplate your life choices."
Everyone else: Huh?

furrozu by ShyGuy1231 June 2, 2024

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furpz

Any individual pertaining to this term is considered a true sigma

Greg: Wow, that guy is furpz! What a sigma!
The guy in question: Thank you!

furpz by yourmomverygay August 19, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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