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furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
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Fruitopia 

Any gay-friendly community or region.
Hawaiian laws on gay-marriage have made it quite a fruitopia.

There are few fruitopias as notorious as San Francisco.

The well-known fruitopia of West Hollywood,(AKA "boystown") was the first city in the US to enact a law banning cat-declawing.

Fruitopia by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005

furious masturbation 

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

Frito-Lay Effect 

The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.
Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.
Frito-Lay Effect by Aelm43 December 27, 2009

Furious Beppler 

When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.
Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.
Furious Beppler by Stouts June 21, 2020