Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

furguson 

The damn ghetto son thats where all of the riots are

If you go to furguson you will get in a riot

furguson by Your Mom December 2, 2014

Turd Furgeson 

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

Turd Furgeson by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Fergasonian 

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.

Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes?

Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.

Fergasonian by HiggyBare January 10, 2017

nightly furgeson 

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker

Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!

nightly furgeson by Gildwulf December 11, 2008

Turd Furguson 

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

Turd Fergason 

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

Turd Fergason by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005