Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up 

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007

Crystal fur ball 

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

Crystal fur ball by Stedanold December 10, 2016

The Fur Ball 

You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

"The fur ball got stuck in my throat while I was eatin her out, So I knocked the bitch out!"

The Fur Ball by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Fur-ball 

when you take a rabbit and stick it inside and spilling the semen to where it fluffs and blows him up then pull it out and stick the balls into a rabbits mouth and he turns into a duck.

wanna do a fur-ball with dunkin

Fur-ball by anonymous September 22, 2023

ball fur 

"Let me touch your ball fur"; the act or thought of touching the soft downy hair or fur on the male ballsac, ball sack, scrotum.
A female's desire to sniff a good looking guy's ball fur (soft pubes on scrotum). "Mmm, would I like to give his soft ball fur a good sniff."

Guy's soft ballsack coupled with downy fur or soft pubes contain a scent that is desirable between a man and a woman who likes him. "I'm almost Pavlovian thinking of how nice his ball fur must smell." A conditioning of knowing how soft the fur or hair or pubes can be on a nice soft male scrotum. A feminine endearment for a dude that smells or looks good. "I want to get next to his sack (or ball)fur." "I'd love for him to teabag his ball fur all over my face."
A woman playfully reaching in a man's zippered pants for a quick feel of his ball fur.

ball fur by fur wearer March 24, 2009