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Funsturbing 

Something that is on the one hand very funny, but on the other hand very disturbing as well.
Duuuh, that 80 year old guy hitting on me, taking his teeth out to clean 'em ... That was kinda funsturbing!
Funsturbing by Eggel July 9, 2010
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funturbing 

Something so incredibly disturbing that it becomes inappropriately funny.
"Ryan, this photo of Davalia is so funturbing!"
funturbing by dickbuttdick February 5, 2015

Funslurping 

The act of receiving a blowjob and then sticking your spit covered dick in a thing of fun-dip before finishing inside of her mouth and letting all of the fun-dip and cum to mix into a colorful pasty substance
Bruh I just gave Kate the BEST funslurping session the other night!

I'm thinking of doing some funslurping with that chick from the bar lmao.
Funslurping by Wysteria99 January 27, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026