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8.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
You have to read this its funny as.
by copycat May 05, 2005
 
9.
Crap.Can be used as an insult when saying "you're funny" or "that was funny".
Funniest would mean crappiest.
Funnier would mean crappier.
But if you want to say crappy using this word you must say funnyny (pronounced Fun-nee-nee).
I made a funny!

by ~JvB~ January 21, 2009
 
10.
How ugly people get laid.
Person 1: Haha wow, you are so fucking funny!
Person 2: Yeah! and the only reason women sleep with me.

*Puts both thumbs up*
by Cakes and pies! May 22, 2010
 
11.
What a lot of comedians are Gilbert Gottfried and many of them are not CarrotTop
Beevis and Butthead went to the Laff Hole. Now THAT was funny!
by Daria May 21, 2004
 
12.
something that is humorous..or makes you laugh
she said something funny..
by ShnyThingsAmusMe November 11, 2003
 
13.
What you're not.
That old 2 banana peels (pair of slippers) joke that even your grandmother doesn't laugh at anymore... it was funny when you were 4.
by Cheesemaster42 September 21, 2008
 
14.
When a guy calls you funny and all he means is ugly.
gorgous girl: what do u think of me?
guy:
You're funny...
by brokes September 26, 2005