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Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.
Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.
Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

santa fe funnel cake 

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.
so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

Hungarian Funnel Cake 

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.
Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

funnel cake 

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries
So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(
funnel cake by ll4m4 October 25, 2006