funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

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I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.
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word used to describe absolute awesomeness
Damn that dunk was funkle
by Liebo October 11, 2004
A fake uncle. It is a man that is not actually related to you at all, but that you call uncle anyways. Initially, you did not know that he is not actually your uncle. Funkles can be really cool or really creepy, there is usually no in-between.
Mindy: "You mean Uncle Joey isn't actually your mom or dad's brother?"
Elizabeth: "No, he's just my funkle."
by theoffice222 April 08, 2009
Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".
Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.
by Mattaussie December 17, 2010
(adj) Situation in a negative past-tense

1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass
1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass
by TheChosenOne911 May 13, 2016
Funkle is a combination of the word "fun" and "Cool" giving it a similar meaning to "Awesome" or "Radical"
That game is Funkle!
by MR-Master February 18, 2014
Funkle Fun-Uncle: Mom's best male friend, her brother from another mother: Not related by blood but such a good friend of the family that he is considered family.
My Funkle is funny, comical and curious. There is never a dull moment drinking cocktails with this man.
by H.B.pixie<3ALI March 05, 2011
To befuddle or confuse.
That geometry test funkled me.
by yonoid October 11, 2004
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