fungi sway 

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.

from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."

fungi sway by DeVoll's 030 class March 20, 2006

fungsway 

Pronounced Fung Shway To sway someone or something in your favor. To turn a negative into a positive.

Friend 1 Bruh didn't ya mom say you couldn't go to the party tho?
Friend 2 All I had to do was fungsway her to say yes, and she gave me 20 fo food.
Friend 1 We out then.
Friend 2 Hold up, you see that girl at the corner store.
Friend 1 Yea
Friend 2 Pull up, I'm bout to fungsway her number.
Friend 1 Hell yea, and while you at it. You can fungsway ya ass to pick up some white owls too.

fungsway by platinumrexz May 12, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012