funeralize

Funeralize is the state of being resulting from a funeral.

Following Tyrone's death, he was funeralized.

by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006

funeral

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.

Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!

by dookeyboy December 3, 2010

Funeraling

Funeraling is Krogering but with more caskets.

Let's go funeraling.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Funeral

All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.

Maaan, my style is straight funeral!

by qytSTRM January 14, 2011

funeral

A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.

Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.

by shaxx May 9, 2006

funeral

A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.

Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.

by PinocchiOpiate February 18, 2007

funeral

Two of the worst things combined: church and death.

Person 1: Aw man I had to go to a funeral the other day...church AND death.

by emilia1555 February 22, 2011