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fundagelical 

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.
James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.
fundagelical by anonymous April 21, 2005
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fundawetti

(Interjection) Used as exclamation, oath, or mild expletive; expression of resignation
"Fundawetti!!!! These labor pains are killing me!"

"The kids just won't shut up. Oh fundawetti . . ."

"George Bush. Fundawetti."
fundawetti by Mervenne Family February 1, 2008

funfabetical 

Like alphabetical but more fun…the funnest order of something
“They put us in a random order!”
“It’s not random…it’s funfabetical!”

fundametals 

the basics of heavy metal music. required learning for anyone wishing to listen to or play heavy metal. metal 101, if you would
Some Examples:
Master of Puppets and Reign in Blood are two of the best albums ever.
Black Sabbath are the grandfathers of metal.
Linkin Park is not metal. They are alt pop.
Nu Metal, like all metal subsets, is full of good music.
If you go to a metal show, there will always be a smell of weed in the air. It doesn't necissarily have to come from you, but it will be there.
Say "Up the Irons" for Iron Maiden.
Don't try to list all the subsidiaries of metal. You will be counting forever.
Some popular subsidiaries include: Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, and Power Metal.
It can always be much louder.
There is no one dominant instrument. Even bass is important. Don't believe me? Listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.
Hair Metal isn't metal.
Not all good metal is European.
Dethklok is both a real and a fake band.
Not all metal is about death. Just most of it.
Double Bass always sounds cool.
Songs that are slow are ok as long as they pick up at some point.
You can growl, scream or sing. It's up to you. It isn't up to the subsidiary. I've heard death metal bands with clean vocals.
Don't call yourself a metal head if all you know is "One" from Guitar Hero III. Do some research.

Metal is a great form of expression. Just remember to have fun.
These are all fundametals.
fundametals by wpk914 September 6, 2010

fundametalist 

A member of the Metaliban, someone who is fundamentalist about metal music.

These people can often be seen sporting massive mullets/ponytails, horseshoe moustaches and Motorhead/Slayer/Iron Maiden T-Shirts.
In order to fully witness a fundametalist at work, try going to a gig where a "classic metal" band are headlining, with newer acts in support:
Fundametalist 1: Oh boy, we're gonna see Iron maiden for the 10,000th time!

Fundametalist 2: Yeah, but we have to sit through that shitty act Lamb of God.

Both: Derisory Snorting
fundametalist by jonnyXbrainless January 11, 2008

fundation 

Bill and Melinda gates turned their foundation into a fundation when they started paying for bouncy castles.
fundation by rawr429 August 12, 2008
Functioning ahead of the game.
I’ve been fundating all my life and have never stopped.
Fundating by Zane1 January 7, 2026