Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.
by Polly beavis June 30, 2019
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To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.
As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 12, 2006
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An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"
That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!
by jack spencer December 13, 2003
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To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 23, 2007
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The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.
I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!
by Lloyd Floyd October 27, 2009
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Fucking after lunch.
"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."
by Amazing Dude December 9, 2012
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