Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
by mpex January 21, 2009
Top Definition
According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003
When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF April 23, 2004
Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.
That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.
by PrincessCuddleBunny August 03, 2010
Fun lunch. Eating not just for sustenance, but in such a way as to really enjoy your mealtime.
"Let's head to the brewery for funch!" or "Screw your boring lunch, I'm going out to funch!"
by laughtercrystal December 15, 2014
An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"
That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!
by jack spencer December 13, 2003
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