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16. funch
It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves
This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.
1. funch
According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole Oct 22, 2003 add a video
2. Funch
When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF Apr 23, 2004 add a video
3. funch
to fuck during and/or for lunch
Today i met my boyfriend for funch.
4. Funch
Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.
That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.
5. Funch
Fucking after lunch.
"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."
6. funch
An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.
Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!
7. Funch
The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.
I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!
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