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The Good Fungus
The Good Fungus means Saccharomyces Boulardii, from Mangosteen, endemic in South East Asia and is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano.
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading November 17, 2021
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The Good Fungus
Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)
The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
foot fungus
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
foot fungus by AshleyGamering May 21, 2018
the gaming fungus
a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \
Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"
Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."
Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."
the gaming fungus by fungusfollower March 2, 2021
bingala funkus
bingala funkus by notel May 22, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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