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Fumanchuesday 

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}
Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010
Related Words
Aka - Fuming.
If you are fumin' then you are very angry or mad.
It is used alot in the North East of England.
Dez- " Im proper fumin' me, just found out our lass is prega'z."
Fuming is a state of furious anger. It's roots trace from how cartoons are depicted to have steam to come out their ears when they get angry or annoyed, often turning red in the face.
"Did you know Shelly brought the same Prom dress as you?"

"I know, I'm absolutely fuming!"
Fuming by vvvvvxu May 25, 2017
I am Fucking fuming, mega MEGA fucking fuming
Fuming by Miss Fuming January 31, 2019
Extremely angry. Often used when only slightly frustrated as an exaggeration. Used in Liverpool very often.
I just walked the shop and they didn't have no kinder buenos. FUMIN!
Fumin by cheeky bastard July 8, 2014

Fumanchuneral

(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.

Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.
When Hulk Hogan dies, he will have a Fumanchuneral.
Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010