Guy: HI
Girl: Fukudome

when someone wants you to have sex with them.
by IamAwhiteGuy March 29, 2009
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An Asian baseball player for the Cubs....said to be crazier than Chuck Norris this son-of-a-B will fuck some bitches up..People often say Fuck u....Do me
Fukudome hit a homerun with his dick.
by DiZaNy May 16, 2008
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A player on the Chicago Cubs, if reading this in the future, a former player for the Chicago Cubs. However his baseball career is of little to no relevence to those who use his name as it should be, an expletive. Commonly used as an acceptable replacement for the word "fuck" or any swear. Fukudome, and Kosuke can be used in many ways, such as shortened versions down to "fuku".
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man, that test was horrible, I studied a lot but I'm not sure if I did well."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I really got fuku'd."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey here's an idea, go fuku yourself!"

Example 3:

Guy 1 posting on Facebook: "I got a new job!"

Girl 1 commenting: "Nice!"

Guy 2 commenting: "About time."

Girl 2 commenting: "Where?"

Guy 3 commenting: " Kosuke Fukudome!"

Guy 1 commenting on his post: "At the high school, also Ko-suke me off Guy 3."

Example 4:

Guy 1: "Fuku my life."
by Kosuke Fukudome August 24, 2011
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