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Noun: ( Fuh*neuter) The sweet penetratable chocolate love tunnel commonly used for insertion of the squirt stick of the male species(homoERECTUS). Often the cause of many ruined tighty whities via excessive stretching leading to the anal leakage known as skid marks (aka doodoo stripes).
Holy sweet mother of gaylords, I wish i could shove that whole cucumber in your fuhnooter, you ass monkey.
by Antis(+)cial September 04, 2006