8
One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'
by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
9
A fudgepacker is a man who likes to have sex with other men. They have anal sex with eachother.
M. Rehmeyer and S. Vitale don't mind being called fudgepackers but they would prefer to be called homosexuals or gay lovers.
by jskr January 13, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
10
One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway
dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.
by Zach May 29, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
11
a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing
gary is a flaming homosexual so therefore he is a fudgepacker
by kramsey April 09, 2005
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
12
Looks like the Minnesota Vikings are playing the fudgepackers today. I hope Brett Fagre throws 5 more interceptions.
by Jack Often November 05, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
13
A person who literally packs fudge as a job.
Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.
by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
14
1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.
Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!
by Droppin Knowledge August 20, 2005
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush