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1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.
by black flag May 29, 2004
Usually describes the act of homosexual anal penetration in which the penis 'packs' the feaces tight into the anal passage.

A person who works in a factory wrapping and packaging fudge.
The factory workers packed over 100,000 boxes of fidge last year.

Nicola's boyfriend packed alot of fudge into her when they had anal intercourse.

Thoses two are fudge packers.
#fudge packer #homosexual #gay #anal #fudge
by Emmsarsedbandit December 03, 2009
A guy who has anal sex with another guy
Jason fudge packed Lance therefore he is a fudge packer.
#anal #oral #gay #homo #queer #faggot #fagget. ghey
by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006
guys that take it up the ass...from other guys
'i told those fudge packers i listened to michael bolton!'
by cutpeetsacut October 23, 2004
An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.
John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet " and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."


Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"
#fudge #packer #idiot #bigoted #ignorant #intolerant #double #standard
by CShields October 16, 2011
(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.
Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.
#fat #chubby #beast #big burd #obese #huge
by cherylswrong February 07, 2011
one who packs fudge
did you see that fagget
yea that was totally connors fudge packer dad
#fudge packer #fagget #gay #buttsex #homo
by skp123 May 07, 2010
Someone who drives really close behind me.
If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.
#fudge #packer #driving #car #following #passing
by jondySauce March 14, 2010
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