person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
by chris April 10, 2005
A mean, selfish, insensitive, and otherwise uncaring prick.
That guy is such a fuckwit for missing the toilet and peeing all over the wall and seat.
by Julie June 02, 2004
Fuckwit is a person who care only about themselves and this is evident in their overall attitude toward everything and everyone else in their rudeness. A person who consistently fails to obtain any degree of 'clue', and basic intelligence.
They boast superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject, and tend to mispronounce or inappropriately use language, thinking the're 'clever'. Fuckwits always believe they have 'right of way', and are above everyone else in importance and intelligence, despite their inferior IQ.
David Van 'Fuckwit' Day
by leuben February 11, 2010
Someone who must have had their daddy's (or someone else's) cock slammed into their head while their mother was still pregnant with them and are, as a result, retarded/stupid.

Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"
God, Tyrone is SUCH a fuckwit!
by Regina Artemis DeLuna April 01, 2008
1) One not composed of all their mental facaulties, and only has the intelligece (~wit) to reproduce (fuck~) and spread their stupidity through the world, contrary to Darwin's theory of evolution.

2) A complete fool.
I met this fuckwit down at the pub who tried to stop a truck with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
by coppertop.tk January 26, 2004
Devoid of clue
How many times do you need to be told? Fuckwit.
See fuckwit.info for more examples...
by Mother February 20, 2003
a person who is an absolute shitface whore never EVER HANG OUT WITH THEM OR YOU WILL LOSE EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT AND MAYBE YOU'RE COCK.
FUCKWIT: hi!

ANYONE: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
by SPIKYBALLS March 15, 2013

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