Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.

A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!

Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.

I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!

Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

fuckupational hazard 

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

fuckupational hazard by nonplussed February 23, 2017

What the Fuckski 

When the situation is so diabolical that you lose all will to live and can only recite these three words.

WHAT. THE. FUCKSKI.

When Garry Wheels chases a young boy through the lecture hall.

What the Fuckski?

What the Fuckski by Salu Gandu Penchod October 30, 2023

fuckski 

sexual intercourse

I was getting a god 'ol fuckski this weekend when she i pulled a rodeo on her and said i had aids and wanted to see how long i could hold on

fuckski by ljstella January 7, 2009

fuckskid 

a wet part in your sheets that are gross when you get up to pee after sex, or the crotch in your underwear the next day, when you go to work.

i sneezed after that fuck, i now have a fuckskid in my undies! (after sex!)

fuckskid by shannnanw September 3, 2009

fuckups 

joseph and orla in respect to thier actions

joseph and orla are fuckups :)

fuckups by jjcooney597 November 21, 2010