"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."
by theavondalesky October 13, 2008
a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).
b) Two fucktillions.
b) Two fucktillions.
Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
by Goge January 3, 2006
by Shroud September 10, 2003
A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.
by AfroKenny January 8, 2008
As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"
by OOSauce December 14, 2006
by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011
A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
by jaacuwtai April 19, 2010