The acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton.
Whew man, take a look at Samantha—she is really packing in on. Yah bro, she’s about a fuck ton too many for me.
by April 14, 2011
A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
by April 19, 2010
An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.
Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.
by September 19, 2010
Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.
by April 04, 2008
Anything that is in great amount
I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer
by January 16, 2006
The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.
Joe: Dude, I just made \$2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!
by November 13, 2010
1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something
1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit
by July 01, 2004

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