an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane
damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris
by some dude July 6, 2004
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Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"
That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit
by Sammyt December 26, 2005
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1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
by F!$h!e January 1, 2009
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A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"
Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.
by jadio u no August 15, 2003
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1) english n. ; A dullard, Dunce, Moron, Idiot, Retard

2) ebonic adj. ; Fix, Repair
1) Mortimer left his gas cap on the pump again, what a FUCK WIT !

2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?
by WORDLE August 22, 2011
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