I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?
Fucks News fucks real news in the ass and ejaculates right wing propaganda.
by Johnny Black ffs November 1, 2009
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news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.
Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.
by BEEPOSEY July 25, 2009
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Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.
by Iron Wang September 2, 2010
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What anyone with a working brain cell says when hearing of their assholish finger-pointing.
Bigot Fox News blame video games on everything. Gamers get pissed, because seriously, fuck fox news.
by A pissed-off gamer September 17, 2013
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1)virgin
2) some one who only fucked a couple people
3)some one who is not good at fucking
4) an unexperienced person that fucking
jamie always fucks therefore she is not a new fuck
by sexy and sexyer February 23, 2010
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The act of dislike against a fellow driver in which you share the road with, who is driving carelessly with a New York license plate.
I was driving down the freeway with Kbrown, and came across a New York driver acting a fool. I then stated, "GO THE FUCK HOME NEW YORK!", and proceeded with caution.
by therealbspice December 28, 2010
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Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
by Bangin ST January 14, 2022
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