fuckfall 

An event or mistake that is so disastrous that 'fuck-up' isn't strong enough,so 'fuckfall' is substituted,as this shitty happening in your life is equivalent to a long fall down a well or off a rocky slope.

"Meeting and marrying that asshole was the biggest fuckfall ever."

"Lately my life has just been one big fuckfall after another."

fuckfall by Thundercunt274 December 31, 2012

fuckupalupagus 

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

fuckupalupagus by Al347 April 8, 2008

fuckalupagus 

Someone who is a fuck-up, or someone who has screwed up a task badly. A riff on the Sesame Street character Snuffalupagus.

Way to go, fuckalupagus!

fuckalupagus by Mr Bird October 3, 2009

Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fuckallyall 

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.

Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!

fuckallyall by kankan413 May 8, 2011

fuckalope

Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.

Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"

fuckalope by Cumpster March 19, 2008

Fuckalong Cassidy 

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

Fuckalong Cassidy by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021