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Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckilarious 

Literally, fucking hilarious. The funniest thing you've ever seen.
-"Remember that time our friend was so drunk she peed in the oven?"
"Yeah, that was fuckilarious!"
fuckilarious by Nick Kitz December 22, 2005

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.
Why is my laptop so fuckilated?
fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

FUCKULARITY 

A joy and ability to engage in a range of sexual activities to give and enjoy sexual pleasures.
It was your fuckularity which has made me lust for you.
FUCKULARITY by FABARM September 12, 2010

Fuckland with an A 

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

Fuckland, USA 

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.
Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!