Top Definition
A customer at a strip club who monopolizes a strippers' time either by:

a) talking to her for what seems like forever or;
b) purchasing multiple Lap Dance or VIP sessions

leaving all other patrons to wait a significant amount of time just to get a dance with the stripper.
Is that John Madden look-alike fuckoe ever gonna let Chanel go so I can get a dance with her?
by Speaks4 May 05, 2005

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