fuckintabulous 

fuckin fantabulous. basically when you're feeling super awesome

guy 1- dude you look so stoned.

guy 2- dude i know its fuckintabulous.

fuckintabulous by pokemonareuber October 30, 2010

Fuckjobbing 

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.

1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.

Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011

FUCKINGBANANAS

its when people dont go buy bananas and you get mad.

Anna: Hey, do you have any Bananas?
Robert: No.
Anna: Well, next time you go to the store buy some FUCKINGBANANAS!

FUCKINGBANANAS by cherrybalderez October 17, 2012

fuckjob 

An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.

Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"

Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"

fuckjob by rmkid March 4, 2019

Federal Fuckjob 

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

Federal Fuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

Fuckinson's Disease

The temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm.

I came so hard he gave me Fuckinson's Disease in my thighs for an hour!

Fuckinson's Disease by betakharatang February 7, 2012

fucknob 

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).

"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"

fucknob by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003