ex-fucking-spand 

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.

Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.

ex-fucking-spand by Extralongostrich August 20, 2013

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? 

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.

(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? by southpark948 September 13, 2007

Fucking Excuse You 

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

Fucking Excuse You by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

fucking excellent 

good
brilliant
a term to show the greatness of command and conquer: generals series

Command & Conquer: Generals is fucking excellent

fucking excellent by ska April 25, 2004

Fucking exhilarating 

To say something is "fucking exhilarating" is to say the exact opposite. Saying something is "fucking exhilarating" is to say something was incredibly boring and/or NOT exhilarating.

Example 1:
John: hey how was you morning commute man?
Ray: it was fucking exhilarating...
John: So was mine

Example 2:
Mom: how was it at the DMV?
Son: FUCKING EXHILARATING MOM

Fucking exhilarating by Somedudenamedbruh March 1, 2015

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

flimsy fucking excuse by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

fucking extra 

Kevin. Plain and simple. Kevin is fucking extra and he knows it. You'll never meet ANYONE more extra than him.

Have you ever met Kevin McKellar? He's so fucking extra he tried to rent a private jet for his 18th birthday.

fucking extra by casual_vibes November 28, 2017