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Deez Fuckin Nuts 

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.
Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch
Deez Fuckin Nuts by phatdaddyt February 22, 2021

Goof Fucking Nut 

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

nut fucking

The act of wrapping balls around another man's penis and fucking it until ejaculation. similar to tit fucking but with testicles.
John got so drunk the other night I was nut fucking him while he was passed out.
nut fucking by josh sims May 28, 2008

You gotta be fucking my left nut 

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut

My fat fucking nuts 

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019