Are You Fucking High? 

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

Are You Fucking High? by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

Are you fucking high? 

What Jeffy asks Mario alot.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!

Are you fucking high? by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021

Hendersonville Fucking High School 

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

Hendersonville Fucking High School by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Fucking High Five

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle at a party, usually in a side room, and a buddy walks by to use the bathroom or what have you and you high five him mid-stroke.

Hahaha, I just went to take a piss in the bathroom upstairs and gave john a Fucking High Five while he was nailing some nasty slut.

Fucking High Five by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

high speed trick fucking by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009

FUCKINGHIGH 

Not just high, fucking high. (Man)

God, I'm not just high - I'm FUCKGINGGG, FTPTFTHPTF, FUCKINGHIGH!

FUCKINGHIGH by Kuntstretch November 1, 2018