Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuck handle 

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

fuck handle by J.F. February 12, 2003

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

fuckhandles by alexxander September 5, 2008

Fucklander 

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

Fucktangle 

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

fuck handle 

Platform heels, i.e. stripper heels, leaned on and/or held onto during sex when the girl is on top

"She leaned back and grabbed her fuck handles so she could ride him harder."

fuck handle by D.L.P. January 19, 2006

Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

Devil's Fucktangle by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018