Fuck Barrel 

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.

Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."

Fuck Barrel by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008

fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey 

one who spams urban dictionary with one's own name will be labeled for the donkey fucking pedophile one is

while fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey is a disturbing thought far more so is the reality that he'll enjoy it and nothing else

fuckdarrencrisswithadonkey by notdarrencrissfanboi January 12, 2013

fuckparcel

1.) retard, dumbass, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud

2.) A large package of "fuck" or collection of "fuck"

Greg: Sheat, why did I park in those handicapped spots?

Cop: Nice park job, Fuckparcel. You scored yourself a ticket. Bow.

fuckparcel by Sentientdeth August 7, 2003

Fuck barrel 

Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.

Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!

Fuck barrel by YAWA October 28, 2022

fuckparcel

fuckparcel describes a sexual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.

I folded him up into a fuckparcel.

fuckparcel by spinner9 March 2, 2008

fuckbarge 

A driver who, when you go to let them onto the freeway, decides you aren't enough of a challenge and moves up to cut off the car in front of you.

Can you believe that fuckbarge? I guess he can't drive if he can't be an asshole!

fuckbarge by Psycho Word October 19, 2019