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1.) retard, dumbass, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud

2.) A large package of "fuck" or collection of "fuck"
Greg: Sheat, why did I park in those handicapped spots?

Cop: Nice park job, Fuckparcel. You scored yourself a ticket. Bow.
by Sentientdeth August 07, 2003
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fuckparcel describes a sexual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.
I folded him up into a fuckparcel.
by spinner9 March 01, 2008
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