fuckaging

The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.

"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."

by dolly llama October 12, 2009

fuckage

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit

Today has been total fuckage!!!

by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009

Fuckage

All encompassing; all things that fuck or are fucked

Embrace the fuckage.

by Sock (butthurt) Monkey January 8, 2011

fuckagizing

when you apologize to someone by fucking them, its sort of like make up sex

after betsy and bob fought, i walked into their house the next day and was suprised to see them fuckagizing on the kitchen counter.

by raid adam January 12, 2008

fuckage

A state of everything being all messed up.

This apartment is in a constant state of fuckage.

by umpazump August 4, 2006

fuckage

after the act of sexual intercoarse and theres a puddle of cum where you had sex.

After I banged her I rolled over and laid right in the fuckage!

by alyons31 December 20, 2010

Fuckage

When you get involved with a person with baggage, an you know they have tons of fucking baggage. But you still proceed to be involved with and help this someone. So you moved past just being fucked A little, your fucked ALOT! baggage~fucked= fuckage!

Dang man, I didnt just get fucked over. I got the whole fuckage package, with this one.

by Binky529 November 12, 2019