fuck fuck goose 

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

fuck fuck goose by kaibai March 1, 2017

I don't shit a fuck 

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014

National Don't Give a Fuck Day 

April 19. Day for not caring.

Teacher: "Homework?"
Kid: "Nah it's national don't give a fuck day"

National Don't Give a Fuck Day by Gotchuyaknow May 28, 2018

Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

Fuck fuck fuck a duck by WB-dog June 28, 2010

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

i don't give a fuck 

"I don't care."

I don't give a fuck about you.

i don't give a fuck by Steaver370 May 27, 2004

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.

Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck by th3flyboy February 24, 2009