Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.

Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."

Fuck-me-face by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011

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Fuck Me Face

The facial expression a woman has when she is at the brink of sexual satisfaction. May be a vital thing to consider when looking for a girlfriend.

"Damn, Kim looked good last night, i bet she has a fantastic fuck me face"

Fuck Me Face by Sam Lasater April 5, 2008

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fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.

Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."

fuck me in the face by CherryQ January 14, 2008

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Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off

Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.

A popular Meme.

“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason”

Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off by Cpcpcpcpcp November 5, 2018

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Fuck me daddy until my face falls off

A term used during sex when the woman is telling the daddy to push harder

When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.

Fuck me daddy until my face falls off by DaddynamedAlex October 12, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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