fuck that couch 

when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.

Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch

fuck that couch by plrdm August 16, 2011

I'd fuck that couch 

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

I'd fuck that couch by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds 

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds by Bueriahn September 5, 2012