Top Definition
when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch
#coitus #fuck #sex #intercourse #fornication
by plrdm August 12, 2011
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