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A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.
For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui
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The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.
Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.
by WiseGranny June 08, 2011
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The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.
... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.
by sceeter December 21, 2010
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Expressing anger, irritation, or being upset.
I don't understand this math assignment! Fuck-shui!
by Kelli Adams November 09, 2005
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