Fuck Nappies 

The level of genital protection when visiting a hooker in a third world country. Usually consisting of three condoms on the penis and several layers of cling film around the crotch area "just in case" resulting in a nappy shaped protective barrier.

Dean: Yeah boy! We gonna go down to Bangkok and fuck ourselves some katoey hookers tonight!

Nico: Man we better get our fuck nappies on, don't want to be bringing any shit back home to the wife!

Dean: True! You get the cling film, I'll get the condoms.

Fuck Nappies by fucknappee January 22, 2011

vagina fuck napples 

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.

Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

vagina fuck napples by vagina fuck napples vaginer January 15, 2011

Fuck Napper 

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

Fuck Napper by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

fuckhappy 

Horny, and eager to fuck rather than masturbate.

I'm just a fuckhappy dude right now.

fuckhappy by Pissflaps McNulty November 11, 2006

fuckappy

Feeling divine and above everyone else because you realize that your mind is really fucked up, but in a good way, somewhat like the creative minds of Steven Jobs or Jack Sparrow.

Eduardo Saverin: What have you been upto?

Mark Zuckerberg: Listen I have this brilliant idea. People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.

Eduardo Saverin: (takes a moment to digest it all) Wow!

Mark Zuckerberg: (does a weird dance move) I know. Feeling totally fuckappy!

fuckappy by udcreator October 21, 2013

Fucknapped 

Fucknapped or being subjected to a Fucknapping. Where a couple have not been seen for an entire week to ten days after the parents have gone on Holiday. Giving the impression of a missing person or kidnapping. But they are really fucking thier partner & sleeping all week long without leaving the house.

Has anyone seen Jennifer or James since last weekend? No, its like they have been kidnapped since Jennifers parents went on holiday.... Dont worry, James is being fucknapped. The pair have been fucknapping all week!!!

Fucknapped by Glimmer July 7, 2023

fuckhappy 

to climax (through, sex, masturbation, or other) more than 10 times within a 24 hour period.

Chris's party was more of an orgy, it was the first time I've ever pulled a fuckhappy.

fuckhappy by FatalGlory128 November 16, 2006