Fuck if I know 

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work?
guy: Fuck if I know

Fuck if I know by OG March 31, 2004

fuck if i know 

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

fuck if i know by mike October 7, 2003

Fuck If i know yet 

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night

The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board

Fuck If i know yet by Your big old fat mommy April 11, 2018

fuck if it ain't me 

A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.

Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.

fuck if it ain't me by Lady_Hiraeth August 10, 2019

Fuck if i care 

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

Fuck if i care by lil nightmare May 3, 2024

the fuck if i know 

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

the fuck if i know by WhiteCat November 21, 2013

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not 

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021