fuck flu

A set of intense, flu-like symptoms that appear in someone who has recently contracted HIV ("seroconverted"). The "flu" usually sets in about 10-14 days after the initial infection, during which a person's HIV viral load is extremely high (and, thus, so is her ability to pass the virus on).

After a wild weekend of partying and having unsafe sex, Dave started to feel weak; he hoped it wasn't the fuck flu.

by J.P. McFarf July 31, 2008

fuck flu

HIV or AIDS contracted from male to male intercourse.

DId you hear Sam didn't have the bird flu, he was barebacking and got the fuck flu.

by gunstrooper March 4, 2007

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

by OldDude December 4, 2007