fuck ditch 

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

fuck ditch by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007

Fuck and ditch 

When you fuck a guy/girl and ghost them and go fuck someone else

Person 1: Omg did u hear what Sophia did?
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: I heard she did a fuck and ditch

Fuck and ditch by Wolfgurl110 January 27, 2020

the ditch'n fuck 

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

the ditch'n fuck by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

fuckmitch 

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

Example 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

fuckmitch by Arlington Texass October 18, 2009

fuckmitch 

the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that youExample 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

fuckmitch by Everybody in Aggtown October 18, 2009

fuckwitch 

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.

you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.

fuckwitch by keith rebelo April 27, 2004